AISubs v3.7
- Yano and - Taka and - Shime and - Heihei and I am Yano and Taka!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- There are times when you get so tired you can't even feel it. - Yeah.
- But even with that body, there's just so much more you can do. - Yeah.
- In such a grateful situation, there's no way to heal your fatigue, and you can't do it. - Yeah.
- This time, we're going to be the ones who take away your fatigue and heal the other members. - Yeah.
- We're going to create a good cycle in the group. - I see.
- We're going to wear the massages we believe in and do them carefully. - Yeah.
- We're going to choose the best therapists to take away your fatigue. - Yes!
- Even though we're explaining this now, we'd like you to come to the emergency room. - No, no, no.
- What's an emergency room? - Emergency room...
- Emergency room is weird. - Emergency room...
- Let's have the customers come in. - Customers!
- Welcome! - Thank you for having us.
- Customers, are you tired? - Huh? Huh?
- Ah! - Ah, you're tired.
- You're tired. - This is bad!
- Customers, if you don't take away your fatigue right now, you're in a really dangerous situation.
- Really? - Yes.
- Looking at your heart rate earlier... - Heart rate? - Yes.
- No, it's not. - We've noticed that you're in a pretty bad situation. - Yes, it is.
- You're doing it. - I'm saying it like it is.
- We'd like you to receive our therapy and decide who was in the best mood and who was most tired. - Yes.
- We're not messing around this time. - We're serious about this. - Yes.
- We'll slowly heal your fatigue. - Yes.
- I'm doing CPR, but I can't do it anymore. - CPR...
- Why are you singing in the middle of it? - CPR...
- I'm doing it slowly. - CPR...
- It's not a place for that. - CPR...
- Well, anyway... - Yes.
- I, Dio, will tell you the truth. - Ah, ah, is it true?
- First of all... - Yes.
- I'll put this on your hair. - Yes!
- You've had a massage before, haven't you? - Yes, I have, but...
- I'll put it on your hair. - Ah, it's on my hair.
- Please put it on my hair. - Yes.
- It's still... It's still small. - Hahaha.
- This is definitely for kids, isn't it? - Yes, it's for kids.
- This is really small, isn't it? - Anyway, first... - Yes.
- The massage I'll be doing is... - Yes.
- Oil massage. - Ah, is it oil? - Yes.
- The oil we'll be using today is... - Yes.
- This canola oil. - Yes!
- When we use canola oil, we end up using salad oil again. - Yes.
- Because we don't have a habit of using it. - Cooking, right?
- So, we'll be using canola oil and canola spa today. - Canola spa?
- Yes, canola spa. Canospa? - Canospa...
- We've mentioned this to Toshimitsu-sama beforehand. - Yes.
- We've prepared hot milk. - Yes.
- We'll add this to the salad oil... - Yes.
- And like this... - Oh...
- The massage oil is complete. - Wow.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Ehhhhhhhh! - Psst!
- But, but! If you do it like this, you won't notice it. - Oh, this feels good!
- Oh... - Do you like foot massages?
- I love foot massages! - Oh, that's nice!
- But I really love foot massages.
- When my grandpa came to massage me, I said, "Excuse me, can you do it a little harder?"
- Because my grandpa is weak, he used his elbow and did it with all his might and killed himself.
- Hahahahaha!
- You're using it well, sir!
- Huh? - What's wrong?
- It stinks...
- But it feels really good right now! - It doesn't smell to you, does it?
- It doesn't smell to me either!
- Whether it feels good or not, it really feels good.
- Oh, this!
- There's a weird sound.
- Oh, it feels good! - This sound.
- Is the oil dripping from your right hand? - The oil doesn't drip from my right hand.
- I don't use it that much.
- You're mumbling!
- Hey!
- Wow, it's coming up to my butt!
- Ahhhhhh!
- Ouch! But this feels good!
- Excuse me. - Oh...
- It's coming up quite a bit. - Yeah, it's coming up quite a bit.
- Man, this hurts like hell...
- Ouch!
- Hahahahaha! - Sir! Sir! Sir!
- Oh, this side is fine.
- This side doesn't hurt at all.
- My left eye doesn't hurt at all.
- You can see that you're tired. - My right eye is fine, but my left eye hurts like hell!
- Okay! - Oh! - That's it.
- Oh, you're done? - Yes. - Thank you very much.
- Okay! - Oh, I'm sorry, but you can't pour oil all over your body at once.
- Oh, is that so? - Yes, because it'll cost you money.
- Isn't it too much money? - Hahahahaha!
Excuse me!
- Oh, it's you, Moa! - Excuse me!
Moa, are you okay? I know you're strong!
Are you Japanese?
- Hahahahaha! - If it weren't for you...
Are you sightseeing today?
- Oh, I'm done with work! - Are you sightseeing today?
- I made a mistake in the store! - Huh?
Are you sightseeing today?
- Hahahahaha! - This is a warm stone...
- This is a cold weapon... - Cold... hot...
- Cold weapon? - Cold weapon?
- Cold... cold... - Oh, then I'll have a normal warm one!
- A warm stone? - A warm stone, please!
- Huh?
- A warm stone, please! - Okay...
- It's a little hot, isn't it? - Yeah...
- Okay...
- It's hot! - Hahahahaha!
- It's hot! - It's not...
- It's not that hot! - It's really not!
- Is the tea cold or hot? - Well...
- It's hot... - It's hot!
- It's hot!
- It's really hot! - It's hot!
- It's cold! - It's cold!
- Hahahahaha!
- I get it now!
- When I touch this, it's hot!
- It was super hot just now!
- This is a massage I learned from a master of Vietnamese.
- Okay... what kind of massage is this?
- Do you know?
- Huh? - Hahahahaha!
- It's okay... - Hahahahaha!
- Nipoji?
- Hojimi?
- Hahahahaha!
- Wait! Wow!
Wait a minute!
That wasn't good!
That was really bad!
I was like "huh?"
Excuse me.
Yes?
Oh, I didn't know there was someone like you.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
This time, I'm going to get rid of this low- highness and make my body beautiful.
Oh, yes, thank you.
How is it? Are you tired recently?
No, it's been really hard since this morning.
Especially my legs are tired now.
I see.
Let me adjust your pelvis.
Okay.
How is it?
It's unique now.
Your legs are much longer now.
Yes, they are.
Your height has changed, too.
Both of your legs look good.
But, I'll stretch only your left leg today.
Can I stretch my right leg, too?
Please look up.
All of them?
Yes, please.
It looks like you had an oil massage earlier.
I'll give you an oil massage, too.
Okay.
You don't have back pain, do you?
No, I don't have back pain.
I only have back pain in my legs and chest.
You don't have a good balance.
But, you'll get better with time.
Really?
Yes.
Thank you for today.
Lastly, please look up.
Please relax and relax.
Okay.
I brought a low-hydrate drink for three of you.
Okay.
I'll give you a massage for the last time.
Okay.
Sir, please relax and relax.
I'm sorry.
Sir, please relax and relax.
I'm sorry.
Sir!
I'll give you a face massage.
Is it a gold ball?
Yes, it is.
By giving you a face massage, you'll get a low- hydrate drink.
I see.
Focus on the gold ball.
Focus on the face massage.
You said it, didn't you?
You should focus on the face massage.
Sir, please relax and relax.
Is this what you've been doing for five years?
I'm sorry.
This is also a procedure, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I'm sorry.
Yes, it is.
I wouldn't have started YouTube if it had been like this.
Sir!
Oh, my God!
Sir!
I've brought it here.
The end!
Gan! Gan! Gan! Gan!
Thank you for your hard work.
That's it for the three types of therapy.
Please announce the results.
Thank you for your patience.
Well, this time...
Which one did you like the most?
The one I liked the most was...
Tetsuya-san!
You won!
Tetsuya-san was the one I liked the most!
Me?
Really!?
You were massaging me properly.
Thank you!
It wasn't a smile, it was a surgery.
Well, it felt good to see you.
You massaged me better than I imagined.
Also...
I've been doing it for five years, but I still have to work hard.
I think you're one of the top YouTubers.
Let's all work hard!
Next time, even if it's not me,
if you have the time, please go to Mr. Honken.
Oh, is there such a thing?
No, Mr. Honken is probably a very kind person.
He's a fun guy.
Oh!
I know you!
Oh, that!
I've seen you before!
Thank you for coming, Mr. Honken.
Oh, yes.
Thank you.
See you in the next massage.
Good night.
Now, welcome back, sir.
Yes!
Oh, I'm sleepy.